Family Guy Porn Story: Family Guy The New Version – Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Family Guy The New Version – Chapter 1

Family Guy

By: Will Fortner

Peter, get out of the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn shower. He thought to himself.

Peter got out of the shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.

Peter went into their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.

Stewie got his straw and shot four poison darts at Lois. She opened cabinet door and the darts missed. Blast! Stewie shouted, and then putt the straw back in his cup. Hey Lois look at this theres a new rock a bye baby at the store. Peter said with excitement. No honey, Stewie is fine with the one he has. Lois replied. Ok, well I am off to work now and so peter took off from home and went to work.

Peter went into the living room and turn on the TV and then it went, Boooooom! Ummmmm, Lois I think the TV is busted! Peter yelled. Damn-it! Lois thought. Well, then they got in the car and went to the store and went looking for a TV. Lois, look its the plasma screen TV. Peter said. Then they got the new plasma screen TV and went home and plugged it up.

The End

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