Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 4

Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 4

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Meg: Ok, Everyone
ready?

Brian: Yea, I think so.

Stewie: Alright then
lets get to it, Dixie isnt that far away

Brian: Dixie?

Stewie: Well, where the
bloody hell do you think the cowtones are, Hollywood.

Meg: Ill go back to
Dixie, everyone like worships mehaha

Stewie: Alright then,
here we are, the car seat.

Meg: Aw, how cute your
going to use your car seat all by yourself.

Stewie: What the bloody
hell did you say

Meg: I said .

Stewie: I KNOW WHAT YOU
SAID. Anyway this seat is not for me, it is for you, your going to
need it.

Brian: Alright then is
everyone ready yet?

Meg and Stewie: Yea

Brian: Then start the
damn car

Meg: Yea, uh, ok.

Stewie: DoDo you
know what your doing?

Meg: Yea, its just the
last time I drove was with dad, and all he told me was to race.

Brian: Oh great.

Stewie: I know, why the
hell didnt we know about this?

Brian: WellI could
drive.

Stewie: YouDriveNo,
let me. I remember driving Quagmires trailer.you remember that,
huh brianyou rememberthe time I drove.huh.

Brian: Yea, do you want
to shut up?

Meg: Can we get to the
party already

Brian: Lets walk.

Meanwhile

Peter: Wow, this party
is freakin sweet. God Im so freakin wasted. Is that a stripper,
or am I hallucinating.

Meanwhile.

Lois: Hello, sir do you
know when this bus is going? It seems like this is the wrong way.

Man: Hmmmwhere are
you goingand how much do you cost.

Lois: Excuse Me!

Man: Every woman that
comes on this bus is a prostitute, we beat those who arent

Lois: Oh, hehe.umm.I
think I am on the wrong bus

Man: You sayin you
aint a prostitute.

Lois: No, but I am very
expensive$2500.00 a minute.

Man: Oh, that is
expensive, but there are a lot of people rich on this bus, you
knowthe ones that are oldcant get it up no more without
someone like you.

Lois: Oh well I am
going to get off now.

Man: Ok goodbye.

Lois: Hi, can you tell
me where this bus is headed

Bus Driver: Yes,
Chicago

Lois: Oh god I am on
the wrong bus.

Bus Driver: Well, there
aint no getting off for another 150 miles, then I will let you
off.

Lois: Well, I am going
to stay right here next to you, ok

Bus Driver: Oh, I see,
trying to give an old man a stiffee, well I am on the job, but if you
want to stop now thats fine

Lois: No no that isnt
what I meant. Ill just wait

Bus Driver: Suit
Yourself

Meanwhile..

Brian: Allright where
at the party

..in the
background..My fat baby loves to eat, a big ol buddha belly and
her breasts swing past her feet..

Meg: Alright my first
party.

Stewie: alright then
lets go.

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