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Family Guy Porn Story: Brian a daddy – Chapter 5

Family Guy Porn Story: Brian a daddy – Chapter 5

Chapter 5

LATER

“well the public loved u and they request an encore b ut maybe give them a little more different” replied the festival manager

“what again!” shote Max

Peter: Hey guys its us again giving u what u want
All of us here at Family Guy would like to wish you a Merry Christmas
Lois: Max, would you start us off?

Max: whatever

Stewie: You know, I heard we can say dirty words on this album
Chris: Bo-

Chris would have said more if his mouth had not been covered by Meg

Max : Okay, okay, take it easy, you guys
clears throat Ladies and gentlemen,
The lush arrangements of Walter Murphy
The snow is glistening in the trees
As Christmas carols fill the breeze
And children pray on bended knees
Stewie: Santa Claus, be sure you don’t
Screw up my freakin order, please
Brian and Max: Great, thanks for destroying the mood
Chris: Dad, what do you want for Christmas?
Peter: Ah, let’s see
Britney Spears and Courtney Cox
Wearing nothing, but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Brian: Well, that’s just not practical
Peter: Plenty of beer and so much scotch
That I hit on my own crotch
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
How about you Lois, what do you want?
Lois: All my flabbin’ cellulite surgically uprooted
Then installed in Julia Robert’s ass, Ha!
Spending a steamy night between
Kevin and his partner Bean
Giggling as they remove my brassiere
Peter & Lois: Al these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
Lois: What do you want meg?
Stewie: How about something to remove her Matt Houston moustache
Meg: I want a house in Malibu
And a cure for bacne, too
That’s all I really want for Christmas this year
Chris: Eww! You have bacne
Meg: Shut up, Chris!
Peter: Anything else, honey?
Meg: I want a singing navel, Dad
Just like on that Levi’s ad
That’s all I really want for Christmas this year
Max : All I can say is
Thank God that advertising firm doesn’t do tampons
Chris: Now me!
There’s an evil monkey who’s living in my closet
I just wish he’d go away and die
I want Jillian Barberie
Rubbin’ up real close to me
Sayin’ dirty, bad things into my ear
Stewie: Oh, she’s atrocious
Chris: All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
Stewie: Well, it’s your turn, dog
As if anyone gives a two-schilling shit about what you want
Brian: Every year I’ve prayed and prayed
for a girl who isn’t spayed
That’s all I really want for Christmas this year
Chris: What does spayed mean?
Peter: Oh, you know, like Melissa Etheridge
Brian: I’d love it if you would not harass
Me when I start to chew my ass
That’s all I really want for Christmas this year
Your turn, lil guy
Max: DONT CALL ME LITTLE! cough

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Family Guy Porn Story: Family changes – Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Family changes – Chapter 1

Authors
notes: this first chapter is the part after the theme song, before
the actual story starts. You know what Im talking about. I
hope

Theme
song

Midnight,
Spooners street, Griffins household

Stuey:
walks into from the stairs walks into the living room.
What the
hell are you doing here? I demand you to get out of here.

Brian:
changes channel quickly Im just watching the new has
paranoid look on his face
thats all. Why are you down here?

Stuey:
Dont patronize me; I know that you change the channel. Walks
up to Brian, grabs a newspaper on the floor and wackes him.
Show
me what your secret is.

Brian:
I swear wacked it was just the newshe gets wacked
harder
okay, okay, okay.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Stewies Home Alone Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Stewies Home Alone Chapter 1

Stewie’s
Home Alone

Written
by: FG writer

(This
script contains material that the reader may be offended by,
especially if you are sensitive to foul language, or issues regarding
race, sex, religion, or violence. For those who are offended, please
realize two things: 1. My ‘Family Guy’ scripts only display the fact
that I know what the ‘Family Guy’ audience will laugh at, and NOT
what my way of thinking/beliefs are. 2. Typical ‘Family Guy’ humor is
edgy and sometimes controversial by nature, so of course this fanfic
will be the same. Parts in bold text are the main scenes of the
episode. Parts in non-bold text are sequences showing a
flashback/daydream/TV clip/movie
clip/commercial/scene-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-the-main-story/etc.
Words that have short dashes within them e.g. I-I-I think that/Y-you
know indicate natural stuttering, something ‘Family Guy’ has that
most cartoons don’t.)

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Family Guy Porn Story: Family changes Chapter 2

Family Guy Porn Story: Family changes Chapter 2

Commercial:

Im
coco for cocoa puffs

Twix
all in the mix

Ba
ba.. ba.. Im loving it.

Griffins
household, Living room.

Peter
and Lois are sitting on the couch, they are both watching the news.

Diane:
Our top story for today is the female wrestler champion, Poison
Fist, has accused her opponent, Skull Crusher of sexually harassing
her during a public match.

Ron:
Many people suspect that Poison Fist is just trying to kick Skull
Crusher out of the wrestling league, so she may continue to pursue
her race to the top, but this doesnt explain why her clothes were
ripped off.

Diane:
speaking of which, Ron, why did u rip my clothes off yesterday?

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Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 4

Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 4

Fades in from
commercial

Meg: Ok, Everyone
ready?

Brian: Yea, I think so.

Stewie: Alright then
lets get to it, Dixie isnt that far away

Brian: Dixie?

Stewie: Well, where the
bloody hell do you think the cowtones are, Hollywood.

Meg: Ill go back to
Dixie, everyone like worships mehaha

Stewie: Alright then,
here we are, the car seat.

Meg: Aw, how cute your
going to use your car seat all by yourself.

Stewie: What the bloody
hell did you say

Meg: I said .

Stewie: I KNOW WHAT YOU
SAID. Anyway this seat is not for me, it is for you, your going to
need it.

Brian: Alright then is
everyone ready yet?

Meg and Stewie: Yea

Brian: Then start the
damn car

Meg: Yea, uh, ok.

Stewie: DoDo you
know what your doing?

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Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 3

Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 3

Fades In from
Commercial

New Setting: Living
Room

Brian: Hey Stewie

Stewie: What, you
grotesque dog

Brian: Im going to
watch you tonight

Stewie: Damn you. I
dont need a canine watching me. Who put you up to this?

Brian: Lois

Stewie: Someday I will
kill that bitch.

Brian: But hopefully
not soon.

Stewie: Why in bloody
hell not?

Brian: I would always
have to take care of you.

Peter: Hey Brian Im
going to the party. Sure you dont want to ditch Lois?

Stewie: Shut up
Fatmawait a party?

Brian: Yea, Im not
going I am stuck here with you

Stewie: Are you an ass?
This is the perfect time to get Stewie and the Cowtones back
together.

Flash Back Starts
Stewie Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her
on my CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001

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Family Guy Porn Story: Problems with Lois Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Problems with Lois Chapter 1

Chapter 1

(Disclaimer:
I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.)

How did you forget yet another one of our
anniversaries, Peter? asked Lois on the day of their anniversary.
It was 1:00 A.M, and Peter had just came in. Wait Lois, I… I
can explain. Said Peter. So there I…

Hold
the phone! yells Brian, as him and Stewie came in the room,
pulling up chairs next to the spot where Peter was. Oh God, weve
got to hear this one. Said Stewie. I can just hear it.
Hilaaaaarious!

Ha
Ha Ha…Ha! Peter said sarcastically. Very funny. Anyway, so
there I was, in the middle of the Drunken Clam. Boy, we got so drunk
that night we couldnt tell up from down. They all let us get to
our maximum drunkenness, and then they kidnapped us Lois, KIDNAPPED
US! But we were too strong.

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Family Guy Porn Story: lois and chris bonding

Family Guy Porn Story: lois and chris bonding

Lois griffin was putting some clothes away in the linen closet when she heard moaning coming from her son Chris’s room. Some what worried she quickly walked over to his half open door and looked in on him. Her eyes widened in shock as she saw her son lying on his bed stark naked rapidly stroking his massive thick cock. Lois burst into the room “CHRIS what the hell do you think you’re doing?!?” “Mom!” Lois walked over to her son’s bed ending up standing over him while he continued stroking his thick cock. “Well Chris? Explain this to me!”

Chris looked up at his mom still casually stroking his massive cock. Chris admired his mothers breasts which jutted out above him. He had intentionally left his door open hoping she would catch him stroking his massive dick. Ever since his night with his older sister meg he could not stop thinking about sex. More and more his thoughts had turned to his sexy mother. Chris could still remember the day he had walked in on her getting out of the shower wet and looking sexy, this image went through Chris’s mind as he looked up at his mother.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 1

Family Guy Megs
First Drive

Description and
Disclaimer
Meg is driving to her first party, and makes
new friends.

Disclaimer:
I DO NOT own any of the Family Guy characters in
this story nor the Flashback song.

Setting: Meg is
At School

Ashley: So are you
going to the party?

Brittney: Totally! I
mean everyones invited.

Ashley: I know, isnt
it awesome.

Meg: Alright! I get to
go to my first party.

Brittney: What!!!

Meg: You just said
everyones invited, and Josh said I could come anyway.

Ashley: Yea Right, you
have never even talked to him.

Meg turns around with
slight frown on her face, and whispers I wish I could just die

Bell Rings

(Theme Song
Starts)

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Family Guy Porn Story: Meg’s First Party – Chapter 2

Family Guy Porn Story: Meg’s First Party – Chapter 2

Fades In from
Commercial

New Setting: Home

Brian: Hey Lois, whats
her problem?

Lois: She just lost a
date.

Brian: Oh, you mean
that party thats going to have martinis?

Lois: It isnt
catered.

Brian: No, and I, I
um.am going to it.

Lois: Oh! I needed you
to watch Stewie tonight.

Brian: Oh, well, cant
Meg do that. She doesnt really have anything better to do.

Lois: Sorry Brian, I am
taking her out, but I can find someone else to watch

Brian: No no, I will be
fine, you go.

Lois: Are you sure?

Brian: Yea

Peter walks in

Megs walking down
stairs

Peter: Hey Brian you
still going to the party with me and the guys?

Meg: What! Dad is even
going to the party, Im such a loser

Runs up Stairs
pouting

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